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blissfullynone:

Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart (Alan Parker, 1987)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie)

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

(Source: untrustyou)

robinsparkle:

make me choose:
katranga asked: jean-ralphio or mona lisa?”

"hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss tears."

needlekind:

important character development questions

  • under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
  • what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
  • whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
  • what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
  • i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one

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bestnatesmithever:

Your spidey sense must be tingling because you are in danger

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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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10knotes:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

(Source: wittyandcharming)

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